Adventures of Blubby, Flubby and Tubby

The Adventures of Blubby, Flubby and Tubby

Three oddballs set out across continents and countries, and drive airport officials and airlines alike up the proverbial wall...

Blubby

& Flubby

Go Flying In Big Airplane

By: Blubby TUFTY and Flubby BIG RED ©2010 - 2016

Woof Wooof, Hello! I am Big Red, I am a Big Red Golden Retriever and I love people and food and food and people and playing and people and playing and food in that order and now I am mixed up like which order was I talking about? Oh yes, I am also called Flubby because I have a bit of a tummy around my middle, it is not fat, it is only food that likes me and so it stays with me, and so I am a nice round flubby butterball all over. Ok Ok I am going to tell you all about this great thing we did…we went on a big big noisy thing that went hummmmmbzzzzzzz for hours and hours and we had to be in this little room we have that moves about and we met some really nice people and some really nasty people and there was noise and smells and food…and I like people and food and playing and food and smelly things and I just forgot what I was going to tell you, ooof, have to think now… Woooooofff, ooooff!! That baby brother of mine has a pow-pow-pow bark that goes through my head and hurts my ears and I want to whack him HARD but Packleader MomLady won’t let me. That is bad dog, but it is bad dog when he bites my ears so I guess it must be bad dog when I drag him around by his harness and collar, no? I can sit on him hard and I can hold his jaws in my mouth and pin him down till he yells because I am BIG and STRONG but I am also SOFT and he is LOUD and TUFF!! I am not sure if TUFF is better than STRONG but I know I am STRONG and I like food and people and oops, forgot what I was saying to you again! Well, I usually let BlubbyTufty do the talking, when we are in our little moving house and want to come out I let him go Pow! Pow! Pow! Until we are let out because I have a BIG DEEP Bark and I go WOOOF WOOOF WOOF and that scares many people and I don’t get let out so quickly. That is clever of me, no? I like to jump up and kiss people and smell their breath to see if they have eaten any nice food ‘cause I like food and people and playing and oops, what was I telling you? YES all our stuff was put in boxes and put in a big truck and there were only a few things left, like suitcases and bags and of course our box, and we had the whole apartment to race around in and our friend the Chihuahua was visiting and we were so thrilled and eating all the paper and boxes and stuff, because I like to eat and we were getting all kinds of treats and stuff.

Pow Pow Pow! Hey there look at me, I am HERE right under Big Red Stupid who is my big brother and supposed to be responsible and look after me but he is really stupid and a bit ADD and I am really the small clever responsible one, and I am Blubby Tufty because I have these little tufts of hair standing up between my ears on my head and that shows I have a big brain and am a clever Golden Retriever, so talk to me, talk to me, here HERE you moron, Pow Pow Pow! Actually my name is Tufty but I am called Blubby because I find I can get my own way easier if I cry a lot...blub-blub-blub Yeah, he is stupid and so I was in charge all the time. We saw people come into our house and put all our stuff into boxes and take it all away and we were so sad and angry that Packleader MomLady (PM for short) wouldn’t let me take down those bad bad people who took all our stuff. We retrievers are very intelligent, only my brother Big Red is a bit slow but he is smart anyway, smarter than your average dog, he is being educated a lot and can count up to three and shake hands and roll over and do all kinds of stuff. I don’t mind being educated a bit, like shaking hands and stuff that gets me treats but I usually let Big Red do all the learning while I do all the thinking and planning. Big Red is big and has a big deep WOOFY WOOFY bark that I find useful when we meet other dogs who could hurt me, or when we meet silly people who want to pick me up and cuddle me and I HATE being cuddled, I will BITE somebody HARD if they keep cuddling me and picking me up. I can jump up quite high but Big Red has a big jump that can knock people over and then he can sit on them and flatten them till they yell.  I like to look cute and sweet and that usually works for me until people want to pick me up and cuddle me, which I HATE and I will BITE someone and oh well, let me get on with our story of this great adventure we just had.